He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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