She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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