ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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