I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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