didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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