But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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