Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Shame is for Republicans.
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