I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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