i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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