nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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