this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Randomize
