I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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