YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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