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I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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