i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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