Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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