She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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