That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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