so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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