i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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