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(914): View more from New York

Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow

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(708): View more from Illinois

I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this

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(406): View more from Montana

She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe

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(805): View more from California

How are they?

(310): View more from California

Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!

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