if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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