I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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