Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize
