Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Randomize
