When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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