I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
he had hair everywhere except his balls
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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