1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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