Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
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