Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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