Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I want to be your penis for a week.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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