If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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