shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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