I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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