What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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