So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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