thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
