The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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