yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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