He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I wear drunk well.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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