So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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