I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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