My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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