im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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