id be glad to
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
My bed smells like the plague
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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