party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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