I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
as a side note pls kill me
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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