Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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