Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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