no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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