Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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