How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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