did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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