Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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