If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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