the day after is always just damage control
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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