Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
