S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
