somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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