We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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