U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
they're like a gay fantastic four
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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